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Don't Blame Me: Nightclub Edition

Please do not blame me; this is a nightclub edition, and I don't want anyone around my life "to be spilling on me."

Foreman's Law

Everyone is talking about Odyssey. So now am I.

At Last We Have a Word Processor That Was Designed with Men in Mind

I am the one who created the word processor for men.

When You Read This Get Closer Than You Have Been to Everything in the World of Your Life

I wrote about close reading and a new book that's about close reading, also a podcast

The Words That Maketh Me Feel Like Throwing Up